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Jessica Simpson Explains How The Internet Works

This is to funny not to share. It's been around for awhile so you might have seen it already, but if you haven't be prepared for a few laughs at Jessica Simpson's expense. Of course she's acting, or is she? You decide! We decided to call it:
Jessica Simpson Explains How The Internet Works.

Director: Ok, Jessica go.
Jessica Simpson: I'm Jessica Simpson and I'm talking to people today about the internet.
Jessica sits down.
Jessica Simpson: Can I sit with you for a sec?
Director: Uhh Jessica, you need to be standing when you say that.
Jessica Simpson: Right! Duh!
Jessica then points to the mike and says "Hi dad I'm on the news.
Jessica Simpson: I'm Jessica Simpson and I'm talking to people today about the internet. The computer internet.
Director: You don't have to say computer.
Jessica Simpson: Then how will they know?
Jessica Simpson: I can see your using the REGULAR internet. But do you know how it works?
Guy: Uh, there's my computer and then their's all the other computers and then there's somewhere in the middle, like in the air is the internet.
Jessica Simpson: WRONG! That was so wrong.
Next scene
Director: Go!
Jessica Simpson: The internet is basically a vast network of personal computers, servers and all types of machines communicating over a common pothole.
Director: Uh, protocol.
Jessica Simpson: Where do you want me to stand? Think of the internet as a brain. It's a spyderweb. It's a bookshelf with different books of all books.
Jessica Simpson: The blade server connects to the router router and then through the fiber. I messed up!
Jessica Simpson: As you can see the blade server connects to the router router and then through the fiber optic to the patch panel which controls this keyboard.
Jessica bumps the keyboard and it shuts off the main computer.
Jessica Simpson: Uh oh! Did I just break the internet? Oh well!

737 Views 03.18.2007. 13:31

Jeff on 03.19.2007. 09:11

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